Nugget #480:

Ever taken a look at the locks on the chimpanzee cages at the zoo? They're tiny. And that's the real difference between man and chimp: Finesse. You give that chimp a normal sized lock and a key, and he'd have it open before he could bite your face and all your fingers off. But you give him a tiny lock and a tiny key, and his nimble fingers and opposable thumbs are as useless as a rapper without a wildly inflated sense of self-confidence. Finesse.