Nugget #474:

What I wouldn't do to have a public garage memorialized in my name. Or have a sticker on the back of someone's car informing people that I'm dead. Also, I don't know. Have someone crap on my grave?

Nugget #473:

Is the black nub at the end of a peeled banana its anus? And if so, this unsettles what I thought was my well-defined sexuality.