Nugget #472:
Have you ever been too lazy to poop? I swear, sometimes I have been so lazy that I spend ten minutes weighing the pros and cons of laying on the couch holding it in, or of having to muster the strength to walk to the bathroom and do some fecal exercise. But hey. Life presents us crossroads every day, and we have to have the gumption to pick a road.
Nugget #471:
I wish the Muppet Babies cartoon had been about them when they were senile, and in their waning years, just puttering about their rooms in the old folk's home. I can just picture Fozzy in his room, slowly leaning back and forth in his rocking chair, his strange bib/bow-tie soiled with day-old soup, and talking to himself: "I...had a son once...but, I'm...not sure. Please. Don't wokka...wokka...away, Daniel."
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