Nugget #470:

If I ever saw a clown car get into a horrific traffic accident...clowns screaming, bleeding all over the place, enormous bloody shoes thrown twenty feet from the site? Come on. You're a damned liar if you said you wouldn't be laughing your ass off.

Nugget #469:

If the course of sex toys continues, their pinnacle product will be a robot both people have intercourse with at the same time, though if one of them calls out whatever they named the sexbot when they orgasm, I can see issues being created. Whatever. Sexbot threesome.

Nugget #468

Did you know that in Trinidad, audibly farting during a funeral is consider a gesture of respect for the descreased?