Brushing my teeth
I whisper to you through froth
Colgate froth
Nugget #464:
Apparently Planned Parenthood is not a good place to pick up potential wives. I just figured the girls there have at least been through part of the process of starting a family, but man. Those girls are not receptive to be wooed.
Barista (Day-Wife)
We are antiquated lovers
You serving me spinach quiche and hot coffee,
You fuel me. You fuel my heart.
You are paid so little, but loved so much
From afar I slip a ring on your finger and say, “I Do.”
I like your earrings. Do you think…No? Ok. (Bitch.)
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