Nugget #463:

I still maintain my misunderstanding regarding what Pee-Patch gardens are for is understandable.

The Hunt

Tiger in the brush
Watching, waiting
I find it such a rush
To sleep (face down) on antique paintings

Nugget #462:

I'm surprised sex dolls haven't been combined with ventriloquist dummies. At least the lonely perverts would have someone to talk to afterwards.

Nugget #461:

Two and a Half Men is good taste acid.