Nugget #458:

If I was missing an arm, I'd get one of those high-tech prosthetic arms, but have a taxidermist make it look like a bear arm. It'd probably hurt your professional career, but I bet you twenty-give bucks if you got lost in the woods, the bears would accept you into their pack.

Nugget #457:

What is it that's so unerving about someone wearing a nothing but a t-shirt. I think it has something to do with sexualizing Porky pig, but I haven't quite worked it out yet.