Nugget #451:

How the hell did Jimmy Fallon get The Roots to be his house band? That's like Carson Daly getting U2 to be his house band.

Nugget #450:

I feel like if God had a favorite album, it'd be Paul Simon's Rhythm of the Saints.

Nugget #449:

If Taylor Swift's eyes were any sexier, they would collapse into black holes, imploding, killing us all.