Nugget #443:

To encourage good hygiene, I will be peeing in every public sink I encounter. Wash your hands.

Nugget #442:

I prefer to think of it as maturely balding.

Nugget #441:

Listen: I'm not proposing we outlaw practicing making babies; just regulating the making of them. I'm going rogue on this one, so my tom-peeping skills and megaphone make me a perfect candidate.