Nugget #458:

If I was missing an arm, I'd get one of those high-tech prosthetic arms, but have a taxidermist make it look like a bear arm. It'd probably hurt your professional career, but I bet you twenty-give bucks if you got lost in the woods, the bears would accept you into their pack.
at 12:42 PM

3 comments:

John B said...

Wouldn't that be discrimination? Sure, you chose the bear arm, but I think you'd at least be able to find a favorable jury... probably in Alaska.

7:33 AM
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7:58 PM
Ian said...

Jury? People ok with me having a bear arm, you mean? I think EVERYONE would think it's rad.

7:59 PM

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