Nugget #443:

To encourage good hygiene, I will be peeing in every public sink I encounter. Wash your hands.

3 comments:

syl said...

i will consider adding that to our educational piece on hand-washing for the kindergarteners.

Ian said...

Please do. Tell them, "Bad people like to pee all over things, and aardvark semen is EVERYWHERE. You can't even SEE it. Wash your hands all the time, children."

Sylvia said...

i especially like the aardvark part, i'm sure the little ones would too! now i just need to google image some visuals.