Nugget #436:

You know, it blows my mind that in this day and age, in a time when we have finally learned to accept people of all colors, genders and sexual orientations, we still harbor discrimination and bigotry. Does my being a pescasexual make me a bad person? No. It means I support the local fishing industry. It means I don't buy farmed fish. And yes, I know what you're thinking. Yes, I do eat them afterward. To be truthful, though, I still haven't figured out all the ramifications of that. I...uh...I struggle.

Nugget #435:

Did you know Tom Waits' first job in showbiz was starring in Tales From The Crypt as Graveyard Gus, teller of spooky Halloween stories? It was sheer serendipity that a producer accidentally cued up some dive bar music instead of Halloween sound effects.

Nugget #434:

If we put all the research and development funds spent on toothpaste and cosmetics we'd have cured AIDS by now. But, on the other hand, we all have horrible teeth and ugly girls, so it's a tough decision.