Is there anything wrong with tattooing your kid? I mean, legally.
Nugget #424
What's the appropriate color of rose to get your girlfriend for having an abortion? Red just seems...tactless.
Nugget #423
Can you believe nobody has ever patented suspenders? Larry King is going to owe me shitloads.
Nugget #422
I like that, according to the packaging in came in, my underwear wicks moisture away, apparently, just depositing the moisture into the crotch of my jeans, but still. It's a step in the right direction.
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