Nugget #421

When did throwing rotten fruit at bad performers go out of style? I suppose there's a lot about the Old West that beguiles me.

Nugget #420

My neighborhood organized a Multiple Sclerosis pub crawl last weekend. Now, do you really think a bartender is going to serve a bunch of people stumbling into a bar? The whole thing was just poorly thought out.

Nugget #419

If my wife enjoys being fisted, I am so calling bullshit on any whining during childbirth.

Nugget #418

I guarantee you that if you enter a gay bar dressed like a priest, there will at least be a handful of angry gay men with erections.