Nugget #401
So we're all clear, it's not a dive bar unless you feel uncomfortable walking in, and at least 30% of the patrons are above 60-years-old.
Nugget #400
The difference between Wario and Scrooge McDuck is ethnicity and the presence of relatives to soften the goldlust.
Nugget #398
I'm offended that vampire media leaves out the fact that vampires pee the entire time they feed. Oh, look Robert Pattinson! You twinkle in the sunlight AND piss your pants! Preteen panties would not be dropping for a sexy, Depends-wearing vampire.
Nugget #397
One of my life's greatest disappointments is that Pepto-bismol turns your poop black, and not neon pink.
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