Nugget #396
What would I do to be with Natalie Portman? I would travel back in time and ensure that my parents never met, and never conceived me or my brother, effectively negating my entire existence. To be with Natalie Portman? In a heartbeat.
Nugget #395
If I'm ever pooping in a lockless restroom stall, and someone accidentally walks in, I will stand and apologize while continuing to poop.
Nugget #393
What would I do to be with Natalie Portman?
Under the guise of a manly dare, I would goad a blind man into chainsawing a tree down, all the while having bound and gagged the blind man's best friend to that very tree. Between the blind man's ear protection and the din of the chainsaw, only afterwards, when we removed his blindfold, would the horrible consequences of his actions be revealed.
This. This I would do for you, Natalie.
Under the guise of a manly dare, I would goad a blind man into chainsawing a tree down, all the while having bound and gagged the blind man's best friend to that very tree. Between the blind man's ear protection and the din of the chainsaw, only afterwards, when we removed his blindfold, would the horrible consequences of his actions be revealed.
This. This I would do for you, Natalie.
Nugget #392
What would I do to be with Natalie Portman? I would face my greatest fear in the entire world: french kissing a horse.
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