Nugget #386

What would happen if you shot a camel's hump? A geyser of water? An explosion of blood? A dying camel? These questions can only be answered through action.

Nugget #397

What would I do to be with Natalie Portman? I would watch The Holiday, starring Jack Black and Cameron Diaz, for seventy-two hours straight. To be clear, I would rather fight a badger infected with HIV while blindfolded and nude than do this.