Nugget #367

If our hands are our filthiest body part, wouldn't it make more sense to just wash our genitals after we go to the bathroom?

Nugget #366

Does going to the dog park even though I don't have one make me some sort of dog pedophile?

Nugget #365

The new Inglorious Basterd's "Nazi Scalp" Slurpee seems a misguided promotional drink.

Nugget #364

I don't care what anyone says: Snakes just don't know when to quit!

Nugget #363

I pee a lot, but mostly just during prostate exams, so I'm not really sure how to get that checked out.